One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

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One Punch Bilbaoman

An Argentine fraud who punched Bilbao player in Supercopa de España Final 2021 because he was losing. He was sent off and lost the final LOL.

Let's punch him just like One Punch Bilbaoman.

by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021

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A member of African american descent that will call all his buddies and himself a nigga , but when a Caucasian friend calls him a nigga , he gets down right upset ...and could lead to stepping and stunting

So last Friday everything was going great at the bar with me and Omod until Jason called him a nigga . Now he's in jail for assault , fucking one way nigga .

by DJ robanski October 14, 2016

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The One Piece Is Real

If you like One Piece, you probably looked this up. I'm proud of you. Keep on watching to get where I am. OP fans UNITE<33

The One Piece Is Real: THE ONE PIECEEE- THE ONE PIECE IS REAAALLL

by NamiFan<33 January 28, 2023

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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

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Burning Hot Ones

Smoking Marijuana

Usually referred to when someone is smoking through a bong.

I'm just sitting around burning hot ones at the minute homie.

I been relaxing burning hot ones all day my man..

I'm just gonna Netflix and burn some hot ones tonight.

by Rayfinkleband April 27, 2017

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