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John Barry

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.
“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”
by playboyxo January 15, 2024
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John

I got john (a tight bitch)
by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019
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Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.
Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.
by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025
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johning

Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:

(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)

Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
by HecatiaLapisLazvli October 4, 2024
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john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden
John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"
by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019
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John John

A NPC that will only interact on commands
I had to press x to make John John interact
by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023
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St John Rigby

a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool
you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool
by yedaaa June 14, 2016
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