Tooty Booty Call

when you fart while asking for a booty call

- vanessa from MO
Guy 1:Man, last night I was calling Vanessa to try and hit and I totally had a Tooty Booty Call! She laughed and told me she was tired, think I ruined my chances..
Guy 2: Hahaha, you fuckin loser!
by KoltOmegle July 22, 2022
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booty watcher

One who eats dookie and floats into the sunset thinking about his last meal.

”That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watchers can become dangerous if not given food also they choose to make bad choices and will murder you over the last plate.

Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty
That Bootywatcher forgot his manners and he stinks to he eats ass on daily Karin says”
Booty watcher Booty watchers can run fast and snatch you up out of hiding places and can become fierce n sweaty n can take ones booty
by MrtheMan50 December 22, 2019
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Booty Pirate

Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
by Happyavacado April 21, 2024
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booty crisps

The small particles or poop left in and around a person's asshole to make it stinky and uncomfortable
Your butt has a lot of booty crisps
by Silverwheel033 January 20, 2017
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Kombucha Booty

The immediate need to poop, Jackson Pollock style, after drinking kombucha.
I want to watch this movie with you but I need about 30 minutes because I’ve got Kombucha Booty.
by Johnnyandthesprites December 12, 2021
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Booty Baptism

When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.
After Deshawn lost some weight, he done had himself a booty baptism.
by trippdophine August 10, 2023
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Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small
Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.
by chirpy bird August 17, 2017
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