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john beur

John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch
by Nicolette Martinez November 3, 2021
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John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.
hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool
by your mom.com1234 November 15, 2020
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Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died
by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
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john luther

fucks other dude's girls

source: johnluther0 on twitter
guy 1: did u bang her, bro?

guy2: yup i totally pulled a john luther!
by rayanpal_ November 30, 2020
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john

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,
omg john is so cool he plays baseball
by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022
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Daniel John Duncan

Youtube personality, also recognized as Danny Fucking Duncan and Gary Winthrope
Danny Duncan white negga but kewon, he my real nigga - Daniel John Duncan
by Rabbi Jesus christ December 27, 2022
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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