simp

My biological bro

My bro a simp

by DanHadASurgeon May 17, 2020

simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).

I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

Simp

A CS:GO player named Stranger.JPG

He usually bottom frags and is a MASSIVE SIMP

Yo that Simp on our team thinks he's the next KennyS, he's not

by beest June 16, 2020

simp

''if he's only being nice cause he's trying to lay the pipe he's a simp, if he's paying for her clothes and she's saying ''thank you bro'' he's a simp.

wow look at that simp

by glizziegobbler69 September 9, 2020

simp fauna

A dirty little kid who is a simp for anything that breathes and will do anything, even throw his friends under the bus for the slightest bit of attention. Someone who thinks too much about what others think of him but doesn't realize what people close to him think. Most importantly the simp fauna will always live within someone

"Hey did you hear about how Niklas told that girl all of our secrets"
"Yea we all saw it coming he's simp fauna"

by #simp4georgia February 1, 2021