Describes a person that uses suggestive language and gestures to look cool and fit in, but is actually prudish and doesn't follow through.
by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024

Caddy Jim tells golfer Ben to lay up, golfer Ben ignores caddy Jim and knocks it to 5 feet, caddy Jim exclaims "All Cock"
by Realdefinitions99 April 1, 2019

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018

Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."
-Tom Segura
-Tom Segura
by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

When a person's body (usually a woman) is being occupied by the maximum limit of people 3 or more eating her out or fucking her
by SmollBLT June 16, 2017
