cake monkey

a cake monkey is a bitch who loves makeup sooo much that she covers every part of her face like 10 times over and over

thats a cake monkey

guy 1:dude i saw like 7 layers of makup on her face

guy 2:what a cake monkey

by cwilb November 4, 2009

monkey's hanger

A hard sexual position to pull off, it requires three people, one holding on to something suspending all 3 people in midair, while the other 2 do a 69 while holding onto the hangers ankles. While doing the 69 one of the hanging partners reaches up and fingers or jerks off the person supporting everyone else.

Man 1, "Hey, I heard you tried the monkey's hanger last night with Jim and Jill."

Man 2, "Yea man! It was awesome, my arms are really sore though."

by Typhen September 7, 2010

Sas-Monkey

originally "sassy"

having bitchy comments that don't normally come from you and are unnecessary; a true one can always spot one

Maura Malone is the ultimuate sas-monkey

Sara Ciav: "Like what the fuck guys you two are the ultimate sas-monkeys but come at everyone else it's so annoying"

whoaaa chilll sas-monkey

by BeE-eIgHt May 27, 2011

mango monkey

White girls that go after samoan guys!

Man that girl is such a mango monkey

by smadams May 4, 2010

monkey jumped

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open

Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.

by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

quota monkey

A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.

In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.

by Teedog December 14, 2008

Bread Monkey

When a painting has the properties of a piece of bread, or a monkey. Sometimes both.

I went to the art show the other day, this one painting was totally a bread monkey

by Zach and Lisa B August 5, 2008