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Hunter cum and run

Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.

Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company
Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run
by Hyatt adventures August 31, 2013
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The cum-a-blazian effect

a man or woman, whilst having sexual intercourse, orgasm on themselves or their partner, causing that person to feel a large burning sensation on where the ejaculation landed.
The only downer about when i fucked Debby was the cum-a-blazian effect of her virgin pussy!
by Masonloc December 4, 2011
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Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.
Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!
by electricllizard January 24, 2023
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i swear to cum

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
by cum #727 December 9, 2022
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Detroit cum swap

When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.
Hey dad
Yeah?
I wanna detroit cum swap this nigga
Ok cuh
by Nape rigger April 25, 2023
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Cum N Go

When you hook up with a girl cum on her face and leave really fast
Can I just Cum N Go after we leave the bar cause I have to work in the morning
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 4, 2023
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Colorado Cum Gobbler

someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler
by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 9, 2023
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