VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)

A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.

"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."

by The Polemic June 13, 2013

went out with a tooth and an eye

Barley successed to save him self with minor wounds

Have you seen this guy? went into the food grinder, started it and went out only with a tooth and an eye

by Yaron7 May 02, 2005

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa November 11, 2008

take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

by keri p March 03, 2010

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.

Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

by Giggister March 01, 2019

Neo galaxy eyes cipher dragon

In combo with cipher interference it will otk Ur opponent only true epic humans play this card

Player 1: I SUMMON GALAXY EYES CIPHER DRAGON AND USE MY RANK UP XYZ TO EVOLVE IT INTO NEO GALAXY EYES CIPHER DRAGON THEN I ACTIVATE CIPHER INTERFERENCE I USE CIPHER DRAGONS EFFECT TO PUT YOUR ONLY MONSTER ON MY AIDE OF THE FIELD CHANGING ITS NAME AND ATTACK TO THE SAME AS MY NEO GALAXY EYES NOW I ATTACK DIRECTLY AND WITH THE EFFECT OF CIPHER INTERFERENCE I DO DOUBLE THE DAMAGE WINNING THE GAME HAHAHAHA

Player 2: *cries* WTF MICHEAL

by bigmamathedickhaver January 09, 2022

life flashed before your eyes

When a person is a few minutes away from death either to injuries, bleeding out, traumatic shock or to cancer, They remember nostalgic memories like the pie grandma baked or maybe the beach uncle and your cousin went to when you and your cousin were 12

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately bleeding out from injuries.
most people who died had their life flashed before your eyes

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022