simp

a simp is a man who will be willing to do anything for a woman.

“ lee do you want to come out”

“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”

by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020

simp

Alex stop simping

Simon du e namm simp

by sykebil June 3, 2020

Simp

Pussy ass nigga who puts a trifling hoe before the bro’s. Commonly associated with the name hunter.

that Boy hunter a simp

by TheBoys420 February 25, 2020

Simp

It's a kind of joke.

Hey Simp!

by dqdd January 16, 2023

Simp

Someone who talks to a girl like they are the best thing in the world.

Jerry is a fucking simp, all he does is talk to kayla all day about spongebob

by Gxabriell April 5, 2021

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Simp

Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros

“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”

by Quake2108 December 3, 2020