A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
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Jerry: I want to lose 50 pounds by Febuary.
Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.
Kerry: You might want to consider a New Years resolution resolution.
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In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.
New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.
Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.
Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.
New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.
Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.
Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.
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They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.
There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.
You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.
All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.
Have fun getting a career.
Amen.
They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.
There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.
You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.
All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.
Have fun getting a career.
Amen.
NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"
NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"
NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"
admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"
NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"
NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"
admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
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