Hunter cum and run

Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.

Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company

Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run

by Hyatt adventures August 31, 2013

The cum-a-blazian effect

a man or woman, whilst having sexual intercourse, orgasm on themselves or their partner, causing that person to feel a large burning sensation on where the ejaculation landed.

The only downer about when i fucked Debby was the cum-a-blazian effect of her virgin pussy!

by Masonloc December 4, 2011

cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season

person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~

by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021

Volcanic Cum Dump

When a womans ass gets completely filled with semen from a large group of men, then chugs a bottle og magnesium citrate causing her to expell all the semen like a volcanic explosion.

Dude! We turned a chick into a volcanic cum dump last night! A bunch of guys busted a nut in a chicks ass, then she chugged a bottle of that liquid stuff you drink before a colonoscopy, she violently shit out all that cum all over the place!

by XxxDarkKnighxxX June 3, 2023

Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

Detroit cum swap

When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.

Hey dad
Yeah?
I wanna detroit cum swap this nigga
Ok cuh

by Nape rigger April 25, 2023

Cum N Go

When you hook up with a girl cum on her face and leave really fast

Can I just Cum N Go after we leave the bar cause I have to work in the morning

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 4, 2023