Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

Butters

Butters means ugly. If someone's ugly you will call em' butters.

Mate1: Do you wanna get with her?
Mate2: Nah fuck that she's butters.
Mate1: Yeah yeah.

by Qdyt March 21, 2015

Butter Limit

noun
1. a point or level beyond which someone does not have the intestinal fortitude to digest butter.
2. a restriction on the amount of butter permissible or possible to safely eat.

Eric: Hey, should we do crab legs for lunch, or will that give you bubble guts?
Blair: That would definitely put me over my butter limit; and I don't want to be on the toilet all night.

by Emobee March 2, 2021

Butter on my corn till I pop

"Butter on my corn till I pop" is a way of saying someone is indulging in something until they reach their limit, much like slathering butter on corn on the cob until it's swimming in it. Imagine a piece of corn so enthusiastic about getting dressed up in butter that it doesn't know when to say "enough!" and keeps going until—pop!—it metaphorically transforms into a popcorn kernel bursting with too much excitement.

Alternate:
Edge until climax

“Jeeze I’m about to lose myself playing Plants Versus Zombies Garden Warfare 2 tonight, just butter on my corn till I pop!

Alternate:
Person 1: “Richie’s mom is such a milf.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she can butter on my corn till I pop!”

by Bean Cream! April 10, 2024

oh my butter (omb)

another way of saying omg or oh my god .used when something is overly exciting

oh my butter (omb) viri, did you see laguna beach yesterday???

by elizzzz January 9, 2008