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Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).
Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).
by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024
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tit tease

When a picture is promoted as topless, but the naughty bits are covered.
The caption said Ireland Baldwin was topless, but she was clearly doing a handbra. What a tit tease.
by CrimKing71 January 16, 2014
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Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.
Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.
by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022
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Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped
damn look at her Lazer Tits
by Brielle & Sara June 6, 2011
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bum tit

Some who is a general suck-up cunt.
Person 1: He read his book on urban assemblage theory...
Person 2: Oh, what a bum tit!
by The bum tit master March 17, 2014
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harmonys tits

Harmonys tits

A well known pair of tits which are very big and held up by either blue, white or pink straps. Harmonys tits are very dangerous as they can break your wrists but when harmonys tits are in a good mood, there amazing.
"Woa dude have you seen harmonys tits? "
by HarveyP June 15, 2017
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