poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.

Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!

by The old world urban dictionary November 01, 2020

spooky poop

when you take a poop in the foreboding and mysterious dark.

the lights were off in the bathroom so i took a spooky poop. it was totally dark, mysterious, and foreboding in there man.

by gagi221 August 08, 2024

Poop Shelter

A poop shelter is a place where individuals will hide their poop in. For exp: Poop Sock, Poop Locker and Poop Drawer.

Tim used to Have a Poop Shelter

by CummedPantz March 09, 2021

Poop Deck

a saying for spongebob that mr krabs said when the hook grabbed him

arrr mateys ahhh poop deck.

by whooothehelllisyouuu September 06, 2019

Poop deck

If someone is angry at a stupid action,thing or someone

"Quavo has entered the chat"Cardi b said.
Reply:arrgh poop deck

by Meme sca March 02, 2021

Poop Deck

1) A kind of balcony deck on a ship/cruise.

2) A deck on a ship you take a dump on.

I took a dump on the dank doodle poop deck. That cruise was lit

by Higgle Dooda October 31, 2017

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 05, 2023