I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

Cat like ninja reflexes

The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.

Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.

Dave: I'm kind of a big deal

by tttoriii June 4, 2016

alley cat gang bang

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.

"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."

by BasicBitch6969 May 20, 2014

Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.

He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)

by Staninja10 November 22, 2011

I ate my cat

When you feel awkward and don’t know what to say

Hey? I ate my cat yesterday

by Grandma ate peppa November 4, 2019

Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat

- A rare sub-species of Jungle Cat distantly related to those found in parts of Asia & Indonesia.
- Usually found in South America, however occasionally can be found in the cooler climates of the Pacific Northwest, particularly Vancouver, BC.
- These wild cats pounce on unsuspecting victims, often as they fall asleep in bed, or prepare dinner.

The Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat said rawr as it pounced upon its unsuspecting victim

by jcit July 19, 2010

cum in my coochie cat

inject semen into a woman's genital areas (vagina, pussy, cunt, etc)

omg becky I rly want Jake to cum in my coochie cat!

by bigmommymilkers87 October 13, 2022