Wake and Face

The act of "Facebooking" before you climb out of bed.

A spin-off of "Wake and Bake" which is the act of "toking" up right after waking up.

Dave: "Why were you so late for work."
Zach: "Because I lost track of time wake and facing",

I always miss breakfast because I wake and face

by xxSHANNONxx March 11, 2011

Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

concrete face

a chick with a beat helmet

yo man, that chick's a concrete face

by TheKingsDictionary September 30, 2007

Hazels face

This is when you have a friend named hazel and you cant get her atention so you say HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND!!!

Emily: HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND
Hazel: What the fuck do you want?

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 15, 2020

skunk faced

when your face looks particularly bad and it looks so nasty and stank looking.

Yo ass look so skunk faced right now, I dont even think rashon will mess with yo ass anymo

by Tashawn Webber October 14, 2009

face-vacuum

A couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (Often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)

"I'm so sick of Lila and Joseph; they're such a face-vacuum that all I hear when I talk to them is slurping."

by Jeez April 28, 2012

Dinosaur face

Tucking your upper lip under itself, making you look like a "dinosaur". Usually accompanied with screeching noises, roaring, or squawking. Like a dinosaur.

Try it!

Damn, that girl's dinosaur face is so hot. I love when people don't have upper lips.

by Sexy_dinosaur_chick September 8, 2013