raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023

cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

Bean

Slang term for "barrel" or a "muzzle flash"

"just copped me a bean so my toolie don't spark a lot"

by lipigreap June 3, 2021

jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

Beans

The term used to avoid answering a silly question or to make an attempt at starting a conversation.

chat: *silence*

me: beans
*convo starts*

or,
"did you just get vored by the mob? "
"Beans."
you can just continue replying with beans until they stop.

by Orangutans_under_your_bed February 25, 2022

bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 16, 2008

meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.

Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."

by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020