ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

ass farmer

A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.

Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.

by King Sr. July 1, 2003

front ass

Large,swollen labia, usually an angry red color.The result of intensive frigging, may be accompanied by the loss of urination ability.

Ethel frigged her front ass until it swelled completely shut when she saw you-know-who.

by Butterball Turkey March 10, 2003

Ass Vampire

N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!

by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

Dip Ass

A insult describing someone who has a phobia of defacating with there butt above the water because of the possibility of water being splashed on their butt, so the person submerges their butt into the toilet water and defecates in that fashion.

"I saw Timmy pooing and I have descovered that he is a dip ass, his wet boxers reveals the truth

by Steven Petropoulo & Ryan George August 27, 2004

glass in the ass

erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.

man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.

That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.

by theguywithglassinhisass December 17, 2008

Tank Ass

A female with an gigantic rump. Usually an African-American....

Holy shit, did you see Tamika today? Dat bitch has got a tank ass.

by Act As If July 8, 2004