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Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019
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National fuck your friend day

The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23

Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"
by raspberry Beret April 21, 2021
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National kiss & grab ass day

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND
walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day
by Freaky man September 24, 2019
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Today is national prank your friend day!!! Prank ur bestie by coming up with a great prank lolll
by Prankr333 September 17, 2021
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National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
by Mememaser April 18, 2020
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National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July
On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day
by Calebsexual July 13, 2021
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National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)
by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021
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