Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

Friend of Reece Mog

One who hangs out round the back of the chippy for the purpose of looking up bumholes.

"I've heard our Dave is a Friend of Reece Mog, Janet told me his face smells like pumps"

by Dunning Kruger July 9, 2021

love hate friends

when 2 friends who always like each other, always hate each other, but will always be there when one interacts. your love hate friend is your homie that you love and hate at the same time

ayeeee you aint speak to her in 4 days you sure you can tell her that? Hell yeah, she my love hate friends

by oozebat August 20, 2022

Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

teo (lea's friend)

this teo person is unlike any other teo shes the sexiest girl alive all the boys simp for her shes the coolest human alive theres no one like her

i wish i was that teo (lea's friend) person

by lealol14 January 5, 2021

Perfect Best Friend

Devin.

Person 1 “what would you say is like the perfect best friend”

Person 2 “obviously you haven’t met Devin”

by GlobalDictionary January 20, 2021

Best Friend Valentine

It’s not bad to have a best friend as your valentine so it’s Best Friend Valentines! They could be single or taken, who fucking cared? Ask them to be your best friend valentine, it’s honestly the best.

“Hey, wanna be my best friend Valentine?”

Yo, I asked my best friend to be my Best Friend Valentine.

by Stockyy January 30, 2021