bloody vagina fart

A queef during a womans period.

She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.

by Zach "Tay Tay" June 19, 2008

holy donkey farts

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

Mario Kart Fart

When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.

John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!

Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"

by racer010 March 20, 2010

Black Hole Fart

Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.

1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat

2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled

by Irish stereo type 333 November 13, 2017

Drop Biscuit Fart

The most annoying of all farts. It is not as deadly and destructive as the dread cheese, egg or dog farts. However, the drop biscuit fart lingers a lot longer than the aforementioned farts. It's as if this fart is baking in the over just flicking you in the nose with its' annoying odor. You may or may not see a pale brown cloud emanate from the farter's ass after a drop biscuit fart.

Christ almighty, that goddamned Benson, he started off the road trip by launching a drop biscuit fart in the jeep and put the power lock on the windows. That friggin' fart rode the whole 2 hour trip upstate with us!

by Furiosa the Accursed February 22, 2017

hiroshima toxic fart

When someone lets a fart off and you can taste and feel the fart when this happens the only option you have is to shout HIROSHIMA and roll around on the floor dying of the toxic blast of stench!

bayley just let off a hiroshima toxic fart!

HIROSHIMA!

by Doctor unnsherguery December 4, 2012

Fatal Attraction Fart

Its a fart that is like a clingy and creepy ex girlfriend that won't go away. Its when you fart and it just stays in your pants and wont disappear. They show up and the worst possible times. Most of the time they skulk up like an ass goblin and surprise you. Frequent sightings have been during dates with hot chicks and meeting your chicks parents for the first time. Bad timing!

I was at the party the other night ready to hook up with this chick when I had a fatal attraction fart that cleared out the room.

by Kunkdogg30 March 7, 2011