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National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
by The Danimal October 29, 2021
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National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July
On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day
by Calebsexual July 13, 2021
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distick short for This Dck
John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.
by Daddy Father August 24, 2021
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National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.
Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.
by Joseph Mamá February 10, 2022
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National IDV Thank You Day

The day that everyone who plays Identity V (IDV) could spam the word "Thank You!" in the game match and in the server chat. This day can be celebrated on any day, so what are you waiting for gamers,- go for it! Also, don't forget to spam "Thank You!" when someone got hit or downed within 5 seconds in when the game started!
Oh, this person just got TERROR SHOCK, let's spam "Thank You!" to be their moral support, and to celebrate the National IDV Thank You Day.
by IdentityV (not) Ofiicial April 11, 2021
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National fuck your friend day

The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23

Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"
by raspberry Beret April 21, 2021
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National grab ass day

A day where you grab a girls ass and then they get angry and slap you. This day is November 16th.
by P24x1234 August 27, 2019
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