shit bag

Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist

My friend Marvin is a Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist he wanks with both hands and feels like hes having a twosome .. He has bad breath too :)

by PiffChuck May 30, 2003

jizz bag

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

by jasonic September 14, 2005

brown bag that

literally: to put in a brown bag.
most frequently in reference to alcoholic substances (ie: 40's)

also, Young Religious Unitarian Universalists brown bag their drugs, illegal/hazardous materials during the time they spend at conferences.

Dude, let's get that homeless guy to buy us some 40's and sit on the corner brown bagging 'em.

Dude, you should SO brown bag that.

by Joe Shmoe May 25, 2003

J bag

A man or woman who is highly insecure , manipulative , lonely , disloyal ,two faced ,shady, perverted, fake ,untrustworthy person who has a " little man " syndrome along with being a narcissist. They would stab they're out friends and family in the back just for the acceptance of complete strangers. They are generally the groups "fool" and butt of everyone's joke but because they are willing to offer they're services and donations people seem to tolerate them to a point. They do whatever they can to get attention even at the expense of others. Also known to lie about theyre social or financial status. Useually dependent on their parents and always taking the handouts in private and condemning it in public. Always taking advantage of the system and people but present themselves as a "self made" "hard working" person who has earned what they have or where they are in life.

So billy ended up finding out his best friend jake slept with that girl Emiley he was dating and really cared about, fucked up thing is Billy always talked to jake about everything he and Emiley were going threw and he used that to brake them up while going for the kill being the shoulder to cry on. . Fuckn Jbagg

Dude lives out of his pay grade , what a j bagg

by WebstersDEF April 21, 2013

Sleeping Bag

When one sleeps on their testicles in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.

Last time I had sleeping bag, I could barely get out of bed!

by firerabbit November 12, 2010

bag-life

A term used when talking about the awkward, unsly person in a group (usually a gang) that always gets caught/arrested/beaten up. Kind of the fool of the group.

1. Ahh Stephane Bag-lifed it again, i ain't makin bail for that foo again.

2. Bag-Life you faggot, just run with the cuffs on, we're late!

by Lord Maxage May 13, 2005

ming bag

someone, usually a girl, who is very ugly.
derived from "Minger" (ugly person/girl).

Joane is an absolute ming bag.

by Kool_Dude_HaMeR March 11, 2007