Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.

When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.

by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

toh bro

when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya

or when your just really tired

wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..

by ECPcuh July 23, 2018

Safar Bros

Funniest Samoan Brothers on The Internet

Safar Bros is a Facebook page introducing themselves as Brandon Safar (17 years old) and Tony Safar (19 years old). They appear to be brothers who created the page in 2015 to introduce themselves, likely for personal use.

by NorthBoy99 July 24, 2025

Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Bro toe

The act of having your dick lips bulging out of your pants, like a camel toe for men.

Billy: Dude look army new tight pants!

Friend: Eww, what the fuck is that it looks like you have a camel toe.

Billy: No, it's a bro toe man, sexy right?

by Mr. Bro Toe July 12, 2014

Hoe bros

One women has sex with brothers at same time or years apart.

She is such a hoe bros.

by Braintrust563 February 7, 2018