Poop

noun.-a biological entity with bad breathe and body odour and having a bacchanalian expression. Often lacks logical reasoning and judgement and suffers from a complete case of perennial confusion.

adjective- a stupid idiot who sees to it dat each and every comment made by him is contradictory to his previous comment. Makes sure that he/SHE is the butt of evryones jokes. Showing gayish tendencies.

Uses in a sentence
1 Dude, just pooped it!
2 Clean that poop right there!

by darkvader007 February 17, 2010

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024

poop

the most delicious snack to ever exist.

i just ate poop

by poop6969696969 February 21, 2020

Poop

Big brown thing that comes out of your butt

My poop is coming!

by Yassqueenpoopismybutt March 8, 2020

Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019

Poop

It is sometimes referred to as the excretory substance. It is known as shit

I had a poop come out. It was satisfying

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 20, 2018

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017