National Dumb Bitch Awareness Month

National Dumb Bitch Awareness Month is a celebration for all u dumb hoes out there

Micka is celebrating National Dumb Bitch Awareness Month.

by daddy's kink bitch October 25, 2019

National Punch a VSCO Girl Day

Every day is National Punch a VSCO Girl Day!

Stop the spread of VSCOism!

I punched a VSCO girl on National Punch a VSCO Girl Day, and I'll do it again tomorrow!

by MrOrcaDood October 27, 2019

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019

National Gummy Bear Album Day

Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.

Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!

by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021

National prank your friend day

Today is national prank your friend day!!! Prank ur bestie by coming up with a great prank lolll

National Prank your friend day- September 17th

by Prankr333 September 17, 2021

National Throw Your Sibling Day

Its national throw your sibling day let your sibling throw you across the room and you do the same!

Boy: Hey its October 3 you know what that means.

Sister: No?

Brother: Its National Throw Your Sibling Day! GET OVER HERE!

by Exivity October 1, 2021

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021