your mom

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like

Your mom is a cunt, all of them are

by Densest March 18, 2017

volleyball mom

Ladies who think their daughter is always the best, and spoil their children rotten. They smile in your face but talk about your daughter if they take their kids place on the court . Team moms are usually the worst one of the clique

Omg that volleyball mom is doing too much like always

by BriLynnjae March 23, 2017

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

Mom

The woman who has given birth to you, or the woman that will never be your friend, nor your enemy.

Ex: "love you mom!"

by KodaTheSmartHusky April 4, 2017

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017

hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017