meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

Meat tap

To hit one with the meaty part of your cock.

"Albert, I'm gonna Meat tap Alex."

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server

Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!

by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024

Like a meat-eating whore

To spend your money as fast as you get it, with reckless abandon.

She would spend her money like a meat-eating whore.

by Hagar Dustydick December 7, 2019

Meat Canyon

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains

Samantha gave Paul Jones a great meat canyon

by Okay okay I’m just May 14, 2022