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squat life

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks
hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky
by phillip reyes February 8, 2018
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Life...

Life is about FucK1Ng Santhosh and Dhairya so hard until they finally will engulf us men in cream. Santhosh and Dhairya created this biological weapon knows as the URANUS cannon which shits- i mean shoots out replicas of the planet URANUS from the a$$ which looks like a black hole about to sug on sum cum. we will support for the supreme pride of sucking. I WILL CREATE THE SUCKING EMPIRE! Santhosh can be ranked to "Pwincess of suck" while Dhairya can be "Emperor suck". I will be known as the...ONE...who has the ability to suck like a black hole ;))))))))))
Life is inspirational...it is such a valuable gift from me...yes I gave yall life...yeah so cherish life with cumplete suction passion.
by Fateh Dar July 21, 2022
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Gambled With Life

Taking Risk Which Can Be Life Threatening.
I Did This Stunt Mid-Air. I Gambled With Life To Break The Internet.
by 969O April 1, 2024
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liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God
Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct
by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024
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If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them
If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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