Eastern New Mexico University

One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.

Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!

by New Mexican May 31, 2018

New Iberia Hair-cut

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.

New Iberia hair-cut is the best hair-cut in the world.

by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008

New Orleans Klam Chowder

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.

Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

by Plufplamton January 29, 2017

new years eve treatment

the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.

that new years eve treatment i gave her last night was the dogs balls!

by don juan jovi May 27, 2008

New York Stop Sign

Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.

Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

New England Boiled Dinner

After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.

Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020