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lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
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bloody mary rim job

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019
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Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)
Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019
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Suck job

When someone orally penetrates your penis.
Maria, did you do a suck job last night?
by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019
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Chimney job

It's when you and your work partner trade days of work in a homosexual way producing great heat and friction in the old chimney if you know what I mean... No judgment here by the way
Charlie gave John one hell of a chimney job...
by chontz1031 March 18, 2019
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job

Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)
by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
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No job

by Clem315 May 29, 2019
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