Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Gods me

When you get a 9 iron shoved up the arse....

Bro Justin Gods’d the shit outta me last night!

“Oh yes werlin Gods me good”

by Sikvnt December 23, 2020

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ok

OH MY FUCKING GOD

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE October 29, 2020

Truly humbled under god

Something that Young Thug’s Lawyer tried to use to get him out of jail

“Thug means Truly Humble Under God.” Said by young thug’s lawyer in a attempt to get his client to not go jail by claiming him to be infact Truly Humbled under god

by Metroowantssomemore December 29, 2023

God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.

What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

by filip98 April 8, 2018