Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

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by URBAN © Truth Teller November 2, 2020

Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Nub Job

When a disabled person ( preferably with a nub) inserts said nub into the anus repetidly till the receiver finishes

Dude that was the best nub job ever

by Xaviar99 October 7, 2017

Motor Job

When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.

"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."

"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."

by Angeleek September 27, 2017

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017