White Zombie

When one comes in a girls eyes without her concent and forces her to move about the room blinded with both of her hands outstretched and moans like a zombie while searching for a towel.

I gave that bitch a white zombie, but when she was looking for a towel she triped and fell out the third story window and died brutally. Ha.

by Eugarc July 23, 2009

National Zombie Day

Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.

WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.

Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."

by TwitchyTeh1337 July 7, 2008

zombeh

Basically a Zombie that is smarter than the average zombie. Sometimes with the ability to talk or complete basic tasks.

"Oh Noes! A Zombeh!! RUN AWAY AGAIN!"

by Scrambledd March 2, 2007

Abercrombie Zombie

Anyone who purchases a pair of pre-ripped jeans has a serious social problem. Anyone who refuses to cut through the clothing section in wal-mart to reach the food aisles in fear of being spotted and wrongly accused of shopping for clothes at wal-mart (anyone who regularly wears abercrombie shit rags) has a very serious social disorder. Get in school, learn to play an instrument, pick up a sport... do anything besides waste your time trying to fit in with the other assholes. NO, not everyone who wears abercrombie is a peice of shit... just about 90% of them.

There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:

1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.

abercrombie zombie is a retarded word to describe people who wear that shit

by track000 February 4, 2007

Zombyed

A word used to highlight some huge gramatical/spelling mistakes.

Guy 1: Ohai, on fait quoi maintenant??
Zomby01: Allait, on vat a la kao élaimentalle.
Guy1: Omfg, zombyed....

by itachi san1 November 30, 2009

Zombie Hendrix

The legendary guitarist and singer Jimi Hendrix revived in zombie form. Can also be used as part of an exclamation.

Sweet Zombie Hendrix, wtf was that

Hendrix is risen, but he is a zombie. Cool.

by Warbossjackjack May 12, 2009

Zombie Knots

Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.

Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.

by eerickson1205 October 14, 2009