wookie stick

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.

My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.

by Philip Traum June 2, 2014

Albino Wookie

A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.

"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"

"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 25, 2011

Wookie

The cutest thot you’ll ever meet. Also secretly a model .

“Look at wookie , he’s so cute”

by brrrais December 21, 2018

wookie booger

A hairy piece of snot. Also can be used to express surprise or shock.

Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!

by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014

Wookie Pie

The act of ejaculating into a womans vagina which also happens to be covered in copious ammounts of pubic hair.

Guy 1: my Stepsister has a hairy snatch.

Guy 2: she doesnt visit the hygene isle?

Guy 1: Mah, i asked her to grow it out so i could give her a Wookie Pie

by Sir Fairweather May 18, 2021

wookie-eyed

A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.

Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!

by The Sands of Time July 14, 2014

Fluffy Wookie

That chewbacca grrr sounding noise Jakey makes when he is angry, annoyed or trying to fake being pissed off to the 'lads' & Panda.

Panda: <insert something annoying here>
Jakey: wurrr ahrrr warrr arrr
Panda: Aww Jakey you're such a fluffy wookie
Jakey: I'm not a fluffy wookie

by JellybeanFromSL April 21, 2018