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water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
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Gon-Wanker

A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick
He was a right gon-wanker t football yesterday.
by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014
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College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.
Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.
by BM82 January 9, 2015
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wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.
by el ga December 1, 2013
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Narcissistic Wanker

Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.

These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.

Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
by Twentyonepilots August 17, 2015
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Flank Wanker

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.
"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."
by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016
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Network Wanker

"That guys who is obsessed with networking"
"I'll network you some girls for the party"
"Cheers, network wanker"
by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016
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