A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
Get the water wanker mug.A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick
by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014
Get the Gon-Wanker mug.Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.
by BM82 January 9, 2015
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Get the wanker blanker mug.Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.
These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.
Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.
Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
by Twentyonepilots August 17, 2015
Get the Narcissistic Wanker mug.Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.
"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."
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