The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown

I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024

Sexual Underworld

A place were woman can express themselves in a sexual way freely without being judged by surface world people including their beta husbands or sucka boyfriends who pay for everything. Most women are in the sexual underworld because they aren't sexual pleased by their boyfriend or husbands because they don't practice body game or don't go the gym. Men who are in the sexual underworld or men who practice body game or go to the gym for more than 6 months or a year. It's men who fuck their coworkers without bragging to other men on the job and they keep who they fuck at work very discreet. Also it's men who embrace female nature to the fullest and they are truly black pill because most men are Red pill which is still surface level shit and still complaining and bitching about female nature.

Yo that librarian women looks like a good wifey type and his homie said nawww take it slow she might be in the sexual underworld.

by Chriz July 6, 2024

Sexual Underworld

A place were woman can express themselves in a sexual way freely without being judged by surface world people including their beta husbands or sucka boyfriends who pay for everything. Most women are in the sexual underworld because they aren't sexual pleased by their boyfriend or husbands because they don't practice body game or don't go the gym. Men who are in the sexual underworld or men who practice body game or go to the gym for more than 6 months or a year. It's men who fuck their coworkers without bragging to other men on the job and they keep who they fuck at work very discreet. Also it's men who embrace female nature to the fullest and they are truly black pill because most men are Red pill which is still surface level shit and still complaining and bitching about female nature.

Yo that librarian women looks like the wifey type and his homie said nawww take it slow she might be in the sexual underworld

by Chriz July 6, 2024

Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

Shit stain in lifes underwear

Low life..

You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..

by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018

Aerodynamics With Underwear

This occurs when you throw underwear or other articles of clothing down a flight of stairs into the laundry hamper. The underwear would sometimes glide or turn slightly and miss the hamper.

I was doing aerodynamics with underwear and the underwear missed the hamper and landed in the front porch

by Hurricane Dorian May 16, 2021