twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

by Jacksoleman December 22, 2007

clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 06, 2009

Whisky Twat

When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.

Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....

by Pjrpoacher August 27, 2009

twat snuffler

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

by G. Edward August 20, 2006

Incompe-twat

Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.

When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.

by AmPm May 03, 2009

twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

by LaQuifa December 02, 2014

Uber twat

Someone who is a SUPER twat basically.

Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?

Guy 2: What!?

Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!

Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat

by Ladiishox October 25, 2009