Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 08, 2010
A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 10, 2010
When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
by Sonny Black Monster June 25, 2012
Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"
by G. Edward August 20, 2006
Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
by Ladiishox October 25, 2009
Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.
When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.
by AmPm May 03, 2009
He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
by LaQuifa December 02, 2014