by tori vega69 October 24, 2023
He just a goat at everything he do he gots hella hoes and money and everyone loves him if you ever meet him don’t get on his bad side he’ll beat your ass but besides he still a cool ass nigga
by Loaded_official June 27, 2021
A porn industry legend know for his big manhood , his stamina and amazing oral talents for pleasing women.
by Dr. LongestFellow September 10, 2020
Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
A: Troy Tingz man
by Troy Tingz March 06, 2021
An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
DENDROPHELIAC DENDROPHELIAC SLUT
troy vertefeuille is a dendropheliac slut
by bexwashere June 24, 2024
When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.
by TheRealzTomothy March 28, 2022