ride the cougar

To smoke marijuana. To get stoned.

hey lets ride the cougar!

by cool kids November 23, 2007

Cougar Wagon

1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.

2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind

1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"

2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"

by blagwell October 28, 2009

cougar killer

A cougar killer is a guy that likes to have cougars hunt him.

Hi, I'm Jacob Weaver, the cougar killer extrraordinare.

by tallismon October 7, 2008

cougar crush

Having a crush on a cougar. See cougar.

Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.

by tcufrog08 April 14, 2008

male cougar

I am a 51 year old single parent whom has put my son into university. I now want to have a relationship with a 25 year old woman for many Good reasons; does this make me a looser? I think not and they are lining up so neither do they. Obviously!!!

a male cougar is also called a rhino.

by auditr March 27, 2011

Cougar Cub

A young lady/girl who you can tell at an older age (40+) will be a banger. Pre-cougar period.

Person #1: "Look at that girl over there. You can tell she's gonna be a hot momma."
Person #2: "Yeah, she's a definite cougar cub!"

by Ctodamuthafuckin'ODY May 22, 2010

Cougar Cub

A lovely young female who may or may not be a cougar herself. Men...or boys of all ages want her and she will continue to suss out what potential is out there until she finds someone worthy enough of her cougar-like antics.

Damn, I wish that cougar cub would hit on me.

by t_twloha September 17, 2009