Hood on the Chicken

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.

Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"

by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

Chicken Plarm

When your so horny you just gotta stick your dick into grandmas steaming chicken parm

Dude my grandma is so blind she didn't even notice that I pulled a chicken plarm

by Juanandres June 16, 2017

cop a chicken

to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.

Man 1: why do you have all that money with you in that car
Man 2:im about to go cop a chicken

by Tyler aka sexy June 20, 2009

Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.

That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

chicken killer

Liz Lemon full of blood lust firing everyone in sight to get the favor of a boy she likes

Lemon, you've gone chicken killer on me over a boy whose name you don't even know?

by clintiskeen November 26, 2013

bbq chicken

noun - in basketball, a phrase used to describe a big man whose toughness is considerably less than his size would imply. a big man who does little to deter dunks or shots near the basket.

Pass me the rock; I got bbq chicken guarding me.

Take it to the hole! Bbq chicken can't stop you!

I looked in the paint and saw bbq chicken standing there, so I put the ball on the floor and went to the hoop.

by baller OG March 3, 2009

Chicken Nugget

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING THING IN MC'DONALDS. THIS THING WILL FEKIN REK THE STUPID PIECE OF SHIT 12 YEAR OLD GAMERS WHO PLAY COD. INFACT IZ S0 BAD4SS IT CAN 360 POOP. AN FUKKEN MLG 360 NO SCOPING PIECE OF FOOD
2COOL4MC'DONALDS

The chicken nugget is gay.
THE CHICKEN NUGGET JUST REKT MY 12 YEAR OLD WTF I DEMAND A REFUND

by Peppa pig the mlg scoper December 5, 2017