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titty graze

When you're at work or anywhere really and a chick grazes/bumps or brushes her boobs accidentally past your arm back or shoulder. Can occur frequently if they have massive tits and are'nt careful.
Dude 1: "Mate, I love working with her, she give the best titty grazes".
Dude 2: "I know right! They're fucken huge!"
by minge007 November 23, 2011
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Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know
Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain
by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015
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Titty Biscuits

The result of when sweat mixes with excess powder applied to the breast area of women.
When you put lots of powder on your chest or down your shirt in order to keep cool in the heat, but your sweat mixes in with the powder and forms little clumps called "Titty Biscuits".
by The Son Of Jor-El July 4, 2011
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titty suck

to suck a female's natural busty breast
by Ass September 5, 2003
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titty fuck

when a man takes his bodacious dong and shoves it in between the tits and moves in an upward motion
Chad: Hey nance wanna come over tonight? Iĺl give you a good titty fuck.
Nance: OH YES! CHAD YOU SEXY MAN!
Chad: Here comes big chubby!

Nance: oohohohohohohoh MMMMMMMMMMMM UHUHUHUUUHUH
Chad: im gonna cum!
by FaZed_CatNip March 19, 2019
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Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...
Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock
by Joe Money Money November 25, 2010
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