Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.
This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018
Get the Saint Joseph Crumbsmug. The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
by mormakil April 3, 2019
Get the Saint Nicholas Surprisemug. your not as innocent as you may seem, you got and done your dirt before, your not perfect and a human just like everybody else
by ThaGoat.bebbys December 13, 2021
Get the i ain’t no saintmug. Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.
Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...
Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.
Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.
by YetAnotherLonelyPhysicist August 17, 2019
Get the Geist of Saint Traftmug. A official faction in the Roblox game "Northwind", known for its so called corruption and random killing every colonist that they can find. They often over-rally during raids or just camp inside their fort safezone. Previously it was known as the "Hudson Bay Company".
by BDLazarus November 25, 2022
Get the Saint Lawrence Companymug. Port Saint Lucie(PSL) is one of the most boring cities in Florida. Nobody there is interesting or fun. The most fun you can have in PSL is The Mets Spring Training but they are only in the city for a month and everything else is old people and golf. The only sort of fun you can have is at the local DEFY or Urban Air. Overall, don't go to PSL unless you are a retired white guy who likes golf.
by georgewashington1776 May 18, 2023
Get the Port Saint Luciemug. A private school located in Brownsville, Texas near the border to Mexico. Filled with party animals because it has the biggest high school parties in the RGV. It is a Marist school with a message to serve the community and give back. Places an emphasize on girl's skirts and teachers are often more concerned when it comes to that than in cheating or copying. Often abbreviated SJA for short.
Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
by This_guy00 July 3, 2018
Get the Saint Joseph Academymug.