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Landon

Landon is the most amazing guy! He has a sweet,shy smile, big, deep brown eyes, and he’s got a nice body

Landon knows what he wants to do with his life, but he also makes sure that he has plenty of time for you. He is honestly the best kind of guy to date, if you ever get the chance.

If you ever meet him, you’ll fall in love. He is really nice, and his family loves you!
Don’t blow it with Landon, though, you’ll hurt him and you’ll probably never find the right person for you ever again.
Landon: Hi(says shyly and flirtily)
Lucky Girl:H-h-hey(blushes)
Landon: Can I get your number
Lucky Girl: *dies*
by graelife14!<3 September 28, 2020
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.
You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.
by SmartNegro January 9, 2024
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Landon

Is the type of person to be late to almost anything, is a very protective person that all ways knows how to warm a girls heart. Is a people person that likes to hang out over the weekends, that is always nice to the one he loves.
Is that landon, he is kinda hot. I might be able to fuck him.
by Someone that really hangs February 4, 2020
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Landon

A hot man who gets all the girls and everyone loves him. He also has big pee pee. He poops alot too.
Hi landon.
by MANDNKW October 6, 2020
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Landon

A girl with a fat ass and great personality she also real funny and cool
Person: Man Landon a fatty
Person: damn right
by Daddycumsss October 7, 2019
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landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023
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