shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Shag Ass

the act of shaging someone's ass

If you shag ass her, then shed be waddling for days.

by Theribus September 29, 2005

shag-wagon

An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.

a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!

Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!

and i say oh yes i am!

by The Creators Mr and Mrs Peters May 30, 2009

Shag Carpet

When the floor of a room is covered by a multitude of persons all simultaneously fucking.

The New Year's party at Billy's had a large shag carpet in one of the rooms.

by I Want To Be You October 8, 2011

Captain Shag

1. A muff-diver

2. A fictitious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the B, for a holloween costume in 2006. The Captain Shag is most recognizable by a Love-Boat-inspired Captain's hat, a blue shag-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-shit, a Burt-Reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-shit as leg warmers.

Captain Shag stood out from the crowd as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners.

by expectmuch November 6, 2006

Ass-shag

A slang word that is used to describe the act of penetrating the anal cavity with a male penis or other penetrative (usually sexual) devices e.g. buttplugs and dildos.

That young man so loves to ass-shag that he ejaculates instantaneously in his underpants whenever he sees his girlfriend bending over!

by CHYX January 10, 2008

shag-duster

Means to go around have sex with loads of women

I am going out round town tonight because I am the shag-duster

by Kevlad October 17, 2007