by Adam is dumb October 05, 2020
the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.
Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).
Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).
"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."
"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."
"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."
by kookoobananas92111 May 17, 2010
Sebastian Andre is a boy who likes to fight. When he begins things, he does not always complete them. He is also a person you never want to meet on the street. He is bad and rude to children but is very kind to adults. He is very rich and a big mamaboy. He hates food and wants to be home and play fortnite. If you get to know him he can be kind.
Sebastian Andre is a boy.
by RioTheBird November 12, 2018
Sebastian Flores is a Mexican with no papers, his penis is longer than the average arm,he is always high and is very strong and attractive he is known for fucking people’s moms and will be found mostly at most people’s moms houses
by Sebastiansaysfacts December 15, 2018
by MR.CUBEICE May 13, 2021
by 3r!k13 June 29, 2023
An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
EXAMPLE:
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
by Dinkum February 22, 2014