Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

sage and luke

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

by twinkity dink September 2, 2023

Stephan sage bunny

A mental instate piss rabbit who thinks he is a doctor also is gay accounting to a heterosexual bear

Stephan sage bunny Is the reason for global warming

by Ffionn fox is a weeb November 10, 2018

My sage green

a person that makes you feel a type of love that hurts, you’re love them so much you only wish the best for them. Even after they hurt you.

“Ethan is my sage green”

by Nona.coe June 11, 2023

Sage

Slay girl from china.

-Rebibe me sage.

by UncheaTed April 30, 2024

Freaking sage

the act of freaking a girl named sage

yo brother heard u were going to prom with freaking sage r u going to f her

by lesunshine April 19, 2024

sage flag

Something that's neither good not bad but makes you pause for a minute when you notice it, and then you slightly appreciate it. Something pleasant

My girlfriend's sage flag is that she always checks the menu of restaurants we're going out to eat at.

by Crappycragbag July 29, 2023