A dirty filthy wanker who diddles kids.
Should not be approached without the intention of beating up or restraining to be picked up by police.
Should not be approached without the intention of beating up or restraining to be picked up by police.
by empelon February 15, 2019
Get the Noncemug. a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher
Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then
Student 2: probably, better stay away then
by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022
Get the Noncemug. by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024
Get the bus noncemug. A spurs fan who is deluded and likes to eat cheese on toast as a special dish.
And still thinks fOrTnItE is good
And still thinks fOrTnItE is good
by Up the arsenal lads September 11, 2019
Get the Big stroky noncemug. 
It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug. American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023
Get the Noncemug.